I can’t remember the last time I had to give someone a serious talking-to at work…

But this morning, I caught Quinn, our Director of Morale (aka our office French Bulldog), sleeping on the job.

When he’s not napping, he’s foraging for snacks, offering zero productivity, and quite frankly, it’s about time he pulled his weight around here.

It’s Monday morning, Quinn—I need motivation, not a nap partner!

After his stern telling-off, he tried the classic “if I can’t see you, you can’t see me” tactic—half-hiding behind a door, hoping I’d forget his poor performance.

Another day in the life at the office… where at least one of us needs a performance improvement plan.